Merch

A small collection of shirts, hats, and other evidence that this website got slightly out of hand.

None of this will make you faster. None of it will improve your chainline. The flannel may improve your standing-around-the-trailhead game, but results will vary.

Everything is made to order, one at a time, rather than sitting in boxes in my garage waiting for somebody to buy it. Most items are produced and shipped by Printify's print partners, and checkout is handled securely through Shopify.

That means your order is not coming from my basement, and I am not personally standing over a heat press while answering email. It also means production and shipping times can vary a little depending on the item and where it is being made.

This is not a serious merchandise empire. By the time Printify, Shopify, payment processing, and taxes take their bites, there is not exactly a yacht fund left over. That is fine. The point was mostly to make some 404 stuff I actually wanted to wear.

Buy something if you like it.

Or don't.

The articles are still free.