The Ten Laws of Single Speeding

Single speeding is actually three speeds: pedal, coast, and push.

There is no wrong gear ratio until the trail points uphill.

If someone asks why you only have one gear, the correct answer is: "It was enough last time."

Walking is not failure. It is an alternate drivetrain mode.

Every hill eventually becomes a descent, unless you chose the route.

Costumes make you faster. Beer handups make you braver. Neither claim requires evidence.

A quiet bike is suspicious. A noisy bike has stories. A broken chain means the story has started.

The rider with the smallest cog talks the most before the climb.

A bad idea completed on one gear becomes a tradition.

One gear is enough. The rider may not be.